the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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