My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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