i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i would one night stand the shit outta him
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I need a beard to bite.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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