I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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