overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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