I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
there is puke in my bra ... again
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