No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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