We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
