Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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