Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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