i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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