we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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