the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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