can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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