her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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