She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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