I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We got so high we made milksteak
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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