ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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