Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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