I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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