part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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