Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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