We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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