Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
