i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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