My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
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