rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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