Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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