sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize
