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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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