And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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