that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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