I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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