Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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