Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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