i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize
