so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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