Have you finally orgasmed yet?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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