Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Randomize
