Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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