Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
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I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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