She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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