Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage