were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.