We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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