im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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