are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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