I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm like, not good at living.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
