Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
