And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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