Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
God, I missed his penis.
Randomize
