chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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